Quotables - I Love You, but....

I was in the living room.  Abby went to the bathroom. 

Abby: "Daddy, I love you."
Me: "Awww, I love you too."
Abby: "And you know what?"
Me (expecting something cute): "What?"
Abby (very matter-of-factly): "I need you to wipe my butt."